"Bubble Talk" Caption card ideas...

Bubble Talk

Shizzam!	Impossible!	It’s HIS fault!	This is NOT my lucky day!
I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that genie!	No, no, no !	Quick, while they’re saying, “aww”, I’ll grab their wallets!	Stay on target, stay on target!
HE did it!	What?	Don’t even think about it!	You’ve got this all wrong!
Let me explain….	You knew what I was when you picked me up…	NOT what I had in mind!	I told you so!
This had better work!	This shouldn’t count as a vacation!	Give me your allowance, and I’ll let you live!	Hallo Honey!
I told you to hire a professional!	It is what it is!	I am what I am!	You are what you eat!
No means no!	That’s the last time I trust you!	So that’s what it’s for??	Let’s call that mistake #43
Code RED Code RED!	BIG mistake, BIG mistake!	Is this hand shucked?	I sail, AHOY!
This IS my happy face!	This is as good as it gets!	Baby steps, Baby steps!	BINGO!
Let me off!	This is all the evidence I need!	This is how I celelbrate!	I’m a slave to fashion…
I must have amnesia???	You know this changes everything!	This is bigger than I imagined!	Lip balm?
A plethora of piñatas!	Got MILK?	I can’t understand a word you’re saying….	I need a raise!
I know where you live…	Maybe I should have read the instructions…	You really should see a doctor about that…	I should probably get a second opinion…
Do what I say and nobody gets hurt!	Wahooo!	Haiiii ya!	Can you remind me how this works?
Holey Moley!	What was I thinking???	I’m just here for the chocolate!	I should have chosen what was behind door #3
Thank you… Thank you very much!	Uh oh!  The spell is wearing off!	Let me guess… The lab results weren’t good!	How much longer do we have to do this??
Freeze! Don’t move a muscle!	Ready, Set … FLY!	This is so gonna leave a mark!	Ewwww!
EEEEK!	Are you serious???	What did you put in my cocoa?	You have got to be kidding!
No Way!  I’m not gonna do that!	This is soooo weird!	Ok, this isn’t funny anymore!	Can someone please pinch me…I must be dreaming!
Dude, you are so busted!	I am so out of here!!!	I think you have the wrong person!!	OUCH!
I think you need to get your eyes checked!	You might want to take a look in the mirror….	Death therapy Bob… it’s a guaranteed cure!	There are two kinds of people in this world... those who like Neil diamond, and those who don’t!
Bless your heart…	Bless your gizzard…	You mess with me….you mess with the whole family…	You must take after the BEUS side of the family…
You must take after the STOUT side of the family…	Ya want I should bump him?	How come you don’t do this when everyone is around?	Oh yea… This is what the cool kids are doing!
The honeymoon is officially over!	This is NO pic nic!	Please…. Don’t laugh!	I’d say the operation was a success!
I should have upgraded!	Quick, no one is looking…	My mother picked out my clothes…	Buster… You are grounded till you die!
Dude, I could do this all day!	You so totally rock, dude!	You can’t handle my awesomeness!	Take me to your leader…
Do mine eyes deceive me??	Hot dog!	You know, this changes everything!	This is the most fun I’ve had in years!
Whaaaat???	Did you take my bacon??	This time, pretend like you mean it!	Humiliations galore!
This had better work…	I can explain…	This definitely isn’t going to stop the rumors…	I ‘m gonna need some better insurance…
No, I was born this way!	I promise… this is my first time doing this!	You will feel my wrath!	Wow, we’ve really been missing out!
Forget to take your meds???	It works…it really works!	I saw it on the internet, so it must be real!	I should win an Oscar for this performance!
This is sooo gonna leave a mark!	I can’t believe it’s not butter!	Well, I guess this is one way to loose weight!	Pedro offers you his protection!
Um….I’d like a redo!	Only one of us is gonna leave this place alive!	To be fair… YOU started it!	FEED ME!
It’s date night, and I’m on the prowl.	Dude….	Wow, you must work out!	These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…
How on earth did I end up here???	Uh oh….the spell is wearing off….	Creepers!	Didn’t see it coming!
Sounded like a good idea at the time…	My head says NO, but my stomach says YES!	This is your lucky day!!!	Not sure my parents will approve….
I’m ready for my close up!	I get like this every full moon.	Please let this be a dream!!	I need a new job!
I love my job!	I need a new babysitter!	I come in peace!	Abducted by aliens doesn’t sound so bad right about now!
I hate the new dress code…	I guess that’s one way to relieve stress!	I’m not myself when I’m hungry!	They just can’t get my nose right!

Funny Character Pillows (Kid's gifts)

 Funny Character pillows for the kids for Christmas!  Above is the Japanese character "ponyo".  Below are penguins, Yoda, a pig and a pillow fight pillow.

 You don't need a pattern, just start with a square and place the eyes where you want them.  Then sew it on once it's like you like it!  Fun!  My kids still have these from years ago!

Winter Pillows

 More WINTER pillows.  Made the same way as the others.  Embroidery floss for the words.  Freehand the words to look more crafty.  I aslo attached a snowflake button or two.  We put these pillows up in January.

Snowflake pillow!

This is so fun to make!  Just cut out a snowflake out of felt instead of paper.  Then you stitch it onto a pillow.  You can tell ours is super old, but it's a fun idea for the kids.  Remember to keep the detail simple on the snowflake.  Stuff it and blanket stitch it.

Christmas stockings (Handmade)

We make our stockings for our kids, cause they're so personal and not hard!  You just cut out a stocking shape out of felt. Cut out some shapes of a design you want on it.  I made a cup of cocoa, with whip cream, a candy cane, and marshmallows around the bottom.  They don't have to be perfect.  That's what makes them cute!

Then you simply stitch them on with embroidery floss.  After the front is done, you sew the back and front together and then blanket stitch the sides.  Originally I used fabric paint to write the names on.  I wanted to keep them all matching so, each time we have a child I use the others as templates to copy.  Simple, a little time consuming, but fun! And another item to hand into the county fair next year!  Ha!

Christmas Paper Crafts

Here are a couple of 

Christmas Crafts we've made....

Super simple!

Made completely from paper and super cheap!

Tutorials are all on line.  I' just giving ideas of cheap easy deco.  We got all the paper at yard sales through the year!  The paper doesn't even have to match, like a calico quilt!  It gives a home made feel!  And you can dump the deco after the party since it's just paper.

 Here are pictures of how we made the twisty star.  I used hot glue to glue it.  You could also use glue dots, but hot glue was cheaper.  Cit out 6 squares.  Fold them into a triangle and make 3 cuts.  Then alternate the direction you glue it.  I hope this makes sense.  If not, you can google it :)