Shizzam!
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Impossible!
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It’s HIS fault!
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This is NOT my lucky day!
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I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that genie!
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No, no, no !
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Quick, while they’re saying, “aww”, I’ll grab their
wallets!
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Stay on target, stay on target!
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HE did it!
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What?
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Don’t even think about it!
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You’ve got this all wrong!
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Let me explain….
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You knew what I was when you picked me up…
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NOT what I had in mind!
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I told you so!
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This had better work!
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This shouldn’t count as a vacation!
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Give me your allowance, and I’ll let you live!
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Hallo Honey!
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I told you to hire a professional!
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It is what it is!
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I am what I am!
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You are what you eat!
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No means no!
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That’s the last time I trust you!
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So that’s what it’s for??
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Let’s call that mistake #43
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Code RED
Code RED!
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BIG mistake,
BIG mistake!
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Is this hand shucked?
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I sail, AHOY!
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This IS my happy face!
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This is as good as it gets!
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Baby steps,
Baby steps!
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BINGO!
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Let me off!
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This is all the evidence I need!
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This is how I celelbrate!
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I’m a slave to fashion…
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I must have amnesia???
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You know this changes everything!
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This is bigger than I imagined!
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Lip balm?
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A plethora of piñatas!
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Got MILK?
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I can’t understand a word you’re saying….
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I need a raise!
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I know where you live…
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Maybe I should have read the instructions…
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You really should see a doctor about that…
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I should probably get a second opinion…
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Do what I say and nobody gets hurt!
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Wahooo!
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Haiiii ya!
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Can you remind me how this works?
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Holey Moley!
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What was I thinking???
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I’m just here for the chocolate!
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I should have chosen what was behind door #3
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Thank you…
Thank you very much!
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Uh oh! The
spell is wearing off!
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Let me guess…
The lab results weren’t good!
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How much longer do we have to do this??
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Freeze! Don’t move a muscle!
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Ready, Set …
FLY!
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This is so gonna leave a mark!
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Ewwww!
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EEEEK!
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Are you serious???
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What did you put in my cocoa?
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You have got to be kidding!
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No Way! I’m not gonna do that!
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This is soooo weird!
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Ok, this isn’t funny anymore!
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Can someone please pinch me…I must be dreaming!
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Dude, you are so busted!
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I am so
out of here!!!
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I think you have the wrong person!!
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OUCH!
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I think you need to get your eyes checked!
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You might want to take a look in the mirror….
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Death therapy Bob… it’s a guaranteed cure!
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There are two kinds of people in this world...
those who like Neil diamond, and those who don’t!
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Bless your heart…
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Bless your gizzard…
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You mess with me….you mess with the whole family…
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You must take after the BEUS side of the family…
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You must take after the STOUT side of the family…
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Ya want I should bump him?
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How come you don’t do this when everyone is around?
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Oh yea…
This is what the cool kids are doing!
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The honeymoon is officially over!
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This is NO
pic nic!
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Please….
Don’t laugh!
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I’d say the operation was a success!
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I should have upgraded!
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Quick, no one is looking…
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My mother picked out my clothes…
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Buster…
You are grounded till you die!
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Dude, I could do this all day!
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You so totally rock, dude!
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You can’t handle my awesomeness!
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Take me to your leader…
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Do mine eyes deceive me??
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Hot dog!
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You know, this changes everything!
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This is the most fun I’ve had in years!
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Whaaaat???
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Did you take my bacon??
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This time, pretend like you mean it!
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Humiliations
galore!
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This had better work…
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I can explain…
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This definitely isn’t going to stop the rumors…
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I ‘m gonna need some better insurance…
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No,
I was born this way!
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I promise…
this is my first time doing this!
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You will feel my wrath!
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Wow, we’ve really been missing out!
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Forget to take your meds???
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It works…it really works!
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I saw it on the internet, so it must be real!
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I should win an
Oscar for this performance!
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This is sooo gonna leave a mark!
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I can’t believe it’s not butter!
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Well, I guess this is one way to loose weight!
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Pedro offers you his protection!
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Um….I’d like a redo!
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Only one of us is gonna leave this place alive!
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To be fair…
YOU started it!
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FEED ME!
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It’s date night, and I’m on the prowl.
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Dude….
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Wow, you must work out!
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These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…
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How on earth did I end up here???
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Uh oh….the spell is wearing off….
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Creepers!
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Didn’t see it coming!
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Sounded like a good idea at the time…
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My head says NO, but my stomach says YES!
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This is your lucky day!!!
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Not sure my parents will approve….
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I’m ready for my close up!
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I get like this every full moon.
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Please let this be a dream!!
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I need a new job!
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I love my job!
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I need a new babysitter!
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I come in peace!
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Abducted by aliens doesn’t sound so bad right about
now!
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I hate the new dress code…
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I guess that’s one way to relieve stress!
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I’m not myself when I’m hungry!
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They just can’t get my nose right!
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